Written by Uno
Happy New Year friends! I hope that 2013 is treating everyone very well! Meowwwwserrrs!!!!
I am working on my New Year’s resolution. Yes, I am. Any guesses? C’mon, you know you want to know. Okay, here goes……………………… eat less. There, I said it. They say that if you admit you have a problem that is half the battle, right? Well, I am going to definitely eat less. Don’t you dare laugh! You will see! (I think daddy has given me a weight complex – DARN vets!!!!!) How could he even presume to offend me with regards to my weight? Hasn’t he been informed of my title by now? The Queen, highest of ALL, HRH, (Her Royal Heighness), the Stuff? I just don’t get it?? (I am shaking my beautiful one-eyed head).
Okay, I must get back to my duties now and I strongly foresee a nap in my very near future. I am so happy and thankful to have all of you as my friends and I look forward to all of the many great visits I will have this year with all of you! I gotta keep working on getting in shape so I have the energy it takes to be a great GHAH mascot. Please be sure to watch for my progress as the “incredibly shrinking Uno”. And…..if you see my daddy, tell him to get off my back about my weight.
Until next time…………………………….
